Funniest. episode. ever.

Liz Lemon: Didn’t you just get a haircut two days ago?
Jack Donaghy: I get my haircut every two days. After all, your hair is your head suit. I’m going to a party tonight honoring Robert Novak. It’s being thrown by John McCain and Jack Bauer.
Liz Lemon: Um, I don’t think he’s real.
Jack Donaghy: Oh, I assure you, Lemon, John McCain is very real. I have to look perfect. When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males. They can be brutal.
Liz Lemon: Well, have fun. Don’t get peer pressured into invading Iran!

Every episode of 30 Rock should have a guest star like Carmela Soprano.

Edie Falco as Jack Donaghy's newest love interest, CC, was pure genius. And her pure genius brings out the best in Jackie D. See below.

C.C.: I got all the way to Harlem when I heard Wagner coming from my phone.
Jack Donaghy: Harlem?
C.C.: I’m working out of the Clinton offices for a few weeks. I’m helping Hillary retool her universal health-care platform.
Jack Donaghy: God, I wanna kiss you on the mouth to stop you from saying such ridiculous things.

Also... way to go Liz Lemon. Way to not recognize that your neighbor is just training for the Amazing Race and instead report him to Homeland Security. Nice job! Fred Armisen was awesome on the show... lets hope the neighbs stick around for a while.